(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
Bet I could make you smile.
(LAUGHS) (COUGHS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
No, you cannot.
-Sure can.
-Nuh-uh.
-Sure can.
-No way.
-Sure. Can.
-Negative.
Pig Jig.
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHIMPERS)
(LAUGHING)
Whew!
Oh, man. You got me.
Told ya.
My turn.
Bet I could make you smile.
(CHUCKLES)
(SIGHS)
Seriously doubt it, bro.
-Bet I can.
-Nope.
-Bet I can.
-Uh-uh.
-Bet I can.
-No way.
Robo Rag!
(RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Robo Rag! ♪
(LAUGHING)
Aw, man!
Told you I could do it.
So,
now what?
BOTH: Bro Boogie!
(TRANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(RECORD SCRATCHING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(SINGING) Oo, oo, oo.
(SINGING) Ah, ah, oh, oo.
What are you doing?
Look in my direction.
I shall give you
the smiles too.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow.
-Meow, meow, meow.
-Okay, stop.
It's not happening.
I hate being the only Titan
who cannot do the joke.
Aw, don't feel bad, Star.
Robin's not funny either.
Hey! I'm funny.
Dude, no. You're not.
You tell uncle jokes.
Robin has never told
a joke about his uncle.
(SCOFFS) Uncle jokes
aren't about uncles.
They're just lame jokes
that someone like
an uncle would tell.
And they're never ever funny.
I don't tell uncle jokes.
Really?
How do you want
your steak cooked?
On a stove.
Boom!
Man, I'm hungry.
Oh, nice to meet you Hungry.
I'm Robin.
Boom!
Hey Beast Boy, why can't
you hear a pterodactyl
going to the bathroom?
Because the 'p' is silent.
Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Please stop. I assure you
I understand the concept now.
(CHUCKLES) The 'p' is silent.
I just got it.
Raven likes my jokes.
Dude, your jokes are
so uncle-y, we ought
to call you uncle.
Yeah, that's right, uncle.
BOTH: Uncle, uncle, uncle.
Blah!
(GROANS)
Your humor is quite masterful.
Perhaps if I joined
your company, I could
learn from you.
No way!
This here. This is a twosome.
Not one.
Not three.
Dos!
Two!
Got it?
Our broship is like
a horst and graben structure.
Or a noble gas,
whose outer atomic shell can
neither take in or release
anymore electrons.
So it is final? I cannot learn
the jokes from you?
Under no circumstances, lady.
Never ever.
You have made
yourselves clear.
I will remain unfunny.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait!
This is where you're supposed
to say something like,
"You'll make cookies."
And then we say, "Okay."
It's called a comedy turn.
Now let's try it again.
(BEEP)
(REWINDING)
You never gonna be
part of our group, Starfire.
Never ever!
But what if I could
make of the cookies?
(BOTH GASP)
BOTH: You're in!
(BELCHES)
(THUNDEROUS BELCH)
(BELCH)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
There are so many
possibilities for my
comedic catchphrase.
I was thinking something
like, "Boo, ha, ha."
Uh, we're digging the
transformation, Star,
but you really shouldn't
try to talk like us.
Yeah, "boo-yah" is my thing.
You gotta find your
own catchphrase.
Well, how about this?
I am the cool
Shamma Lamma Mu-mu.
(SNAPPING)
Needs work.
So, I was just wondering,
what do you call
a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Boom!
(CHUCKLING)
-Boom?
-Not bad,
uncle.
Stop calling me that.
Stop not being funny.
(BELCHES)
-You guys are a
terrible influence on her.
-So what?
So, we all have very
specific roles in the Titans.
I'm the lone wolf leader.
You two are the
good-natured slackers.
Raven's the
sarcastic older sister.
And you're my unrequited love.
When you hang out with them,
our whole universe is
thrown out of balance.
You have to go back to normal.
You are absolutely right,
uncle.
(LAUGHS) I can't take it.
Ah, she just uncled you.
You got took to uncle school.
(LAUGHING)
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ She called you uncle 'cause
your jokes are lame
♪ And you're far from funny,
it's a crying shame
♪ When you hear them crickets,
you're the one to blame ♪
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
♪ Ha ha ha how
♪ It is not the cool
if you ask me
♪ You're acting like
a glibnort, do you see?
♪ It's the 'u' to the 'n',
the c-l-e
♪ Uncle jokes are bad
for you and me
♪ You know them uncle jokes
are just not funny
♪ Them uncle jokes
are just not funny
♪ Them uncle jokes
are just not funny
♪ Don't tell them
uncle jokes no more ♪
You heard that one he told
yesterday. Oh, man!
That was horrible.
♪ Don't
♪ Don't tell them
uncle jokes no more ♪
Man, those uncle jokes
are crunchy.
-Do you know what just
happened there, Star?
-What?
We just became a comedy trio.
I thought nothing could be
more perfect than a twosome,
but I was wrong!
We are the three legs
of an equilateral triangle.
We're tofu, lettuce,
and tomato.
We are the three
stomachs of a glorg
-that allow it to digest
a zardic without chewing.
-(FARTS)
-Aw, yeah!
-That's what I'm
talking 'bout.
Balance!
You okay?
Balance will be restored.
It has to be restored!
Dude, you should just chillax.
Boo-yah!
Yeah, bro. Have a sandwich.
Tofu rules.
I have never kissed
a lone wolf leader before.
And I regret it.
Shut up, everybody.
I'm trying to read.
Uh, what's going on?
Robin can't function with
the team's balance
out of whack.
So his body is
genetically mutating
in order to restore it.
Or something like that.
Oh, and shut up, everybody.
I'm trying to read.
(BARKING)
Is that the crime alarm?
(IMITATING ALARM)
(IMITATING SIRENS)
(IMITATING FIRE TRUCK HORN)
(IMITATING CAR ALARM SET)
Oh no, the garden's
under attack!
Titans go!
Man, just once I'd like
to say, "Titan's go."
Come on, hurry up!
Can we pick up
some pizza on the way?
No time for pizza!
We've got to focus
on the mission!
This elevator is so crowded,
might I stand a little closer?
Robin?
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
Aw, shucks, Starfire.
We're surrounded.
Cyborg, take out
the left flank.
Yes, sir.
Starfire, provide
covering fire.
Okay, handsome
lone wolf leader.
Go! Go! Go!
Boo-yah!
Zap!
Bzzzap!
Azarath Metrion
Zinthos!
Oh, man. He's attacking
the garden gnomes.
He's completely lost it.
And all because he can't
handle our comedy trio.
We have no choice.
We're gonna have
to kick Starfire out
of our comedy trio,
and become whatever you'd
call a duo of comedians.
A comedy duo.
Bingo.
Beast Boy, turn into
some animals.
(BARKING)
(GIBBERING)
(ROARING)
Ha, ha.
Look at Robin, he's so
cra-cra for the real-real.
Not for the play-play.
Shamma Lamma Mu-mu.
(GIGGLING)
Shamma Lamma Mu-mu?
(SOBBING)
Nice one,
uncle!
Excuse me?
Yeah, nice one, uncle.
Are you uncle-ing me?
(SOBBING) Make an uncle joke
and suffer the consequences,
uncle.
-But...
-Don't you get it?
We all have our roles.
We're the
good-natured slackers.
Not you.
I believe I get it.
But I will need the comforting
from the lone wolf leader.
Did someone say, "lone wolf?"
Oh, please, give me the
comforting, lone wolf.
(SHUSHING)
There, there.
You're home now, Star.
You're home.
So brutal, bro. So brutal.
We had to do it.
We had to let her go.
I know.
Hopefully it's enough
to make Robin normal again.
Hey, Beast Boy, is your
face hurting you?
'cause it's killing me!
Boom!
(CHUCKLING)
Boom indeed, Robin.
Boom indeed.
What's your problem?
In T-minus any second now,
two young impressionable
superheroes will be here.
And we need to set
the best example possible.
Ah, man, kids?
Why are kids coming here?
Because I have offered
to take these lads
under my wing,
and mold them into
the superheroes of tomorrow.
But why do they need
the molding?
So they'll grow up to be
like me, and not you.
What's wrong with us?
Everything-a!
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
They're here.
Everyone, shape up.
It is with great pleasure
that I welcome you
to the Titans...
-Yo soy Mas.
-Y yo soy Menos.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Oh, they are so full
of the energy.
(GIGGLES)
Yo, pequito amigos.
Qué onda?
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Mas. Menos. Eh.
Don't even think about it.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
-Si.
-Guys.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
(METAL CLANGING AND ECHO)
(LAUGHS) Man,
what's their deal?
Yo! I just found clip online
about Mas y Menos. Check it.
They only go fast
when they're touching,
and they only speak Spanish.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
So they go super fast
when they're touching.
That's fresh.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Guys, the learning
is happening over here.
Forget about these people.
I'm your mentor.
There's nothing
you can learn from them.
We're going to have
a lot of fun how to be
a true hero,
but I do have one rule.
No hand touching in class.
-Pero si no...
-No excuses!
I don't like
your negative attitude, Menos.
You will not jeopardize
Mas' bright future with
your shenanigans.
Get it together.
Now, lesson one.
Villains lurk around
every corner.
A.B.S.
"Always Be Suspicious."
Hey, guys, what's going on?
Es el chico Bestia.
-Or is it?
-What?
Imposter. Whaa!
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
Ah! My eye!
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Wait. This may actually be
the real Beast Boy,
but to be sure...
I'll run a DNA analysis
on his tooth.
(MUNCHING LOUDLY)
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Pizza!
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
STARFIRE: (GASPS) Look at
them go! They are even
faster than before.
ALL: Wow!
RAVEN: What do you think
they're making?
Tamales!
I don't know. This is
slightly different than
what I'm used to.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
(SNIFFS)
Ooh. That's so good.
MAS AND MENOS:
Los Tamales de Guatemala!
(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
Tamales colorados.
Tamales de elote.
Tamales de loroco.
Tamalitos de chipilín.
Mmm. I can't believe
there are so many different
kinds of tamales.
What is going on here?
Oh. The tiny fast ones have
opened our opened our minds
to the new experience
of the tamale.
Ah. Who cares about tamales
and new experiences?
I'm trying to teach them
important stuff,
like how to be suspicious
and hit things.
Now, come on, you two,
back to work.
And no touching hands.
Time to learn about the most
important part of being
a hero.
The pose.
Knee up, at a 90 degree angle.
Shoulders back.
Fist on the hip
if you're feeling sassy.
And always... Always
look into the wind
so you can get some
of that cape action going.
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Oh, thank you. I have
been working out.
Okay, pop quiz.
Name the hero pose.
Batman. Superman.
Wonder Woman.
Aquaman. Flash. Robin.
Well done, Mas.
Menos, get your head
out of the clouds.
Eh, hey, let me get
that power up.
Get out of my way, Beast Boy.
-BEAST BOY:
What are you doing, Starfire?
-STARFIRE: (GIGGLES)
Man, this dude
is impossible to beat.
No, no, no.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Ooh. I think I understand.
We should all work together.
(ALL LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
Bravo. Wow.
What a brilliant waste
of time and energy.
Na, man. That was
a life lesson straight up.
They're just kids.
You can't learn anything
from kids.
Mas and Menos taught us
about the value of
working together.
-That's just stupid.
-Maybe you should
let them mentor you.
You might learn something.
(ALL LAUGHING)
You're behind this, Menos.
I know it.
Something tells me
you're about to flunk out.
(CHUCKLES)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Menos, your brother has gotten
food poisoning from
a bad tamale.
You have to get him
to the hospital right now!
No time to lose!
-(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
-No time to explain.
Go! Go! Go!
Class is back in session.
All right. We've made a lot
of progress without that
troublemaker brother of yours.
Now, show me
what you've learned.
Titans! Vamonos.
Whack. Whack. Doble whack.
Well done, Mas,
well done.
But aren't we forgetting
something?
Yes! I'm finally
getting through to you.
Hey, Robin.
Have you seen Menos?
Sorry, he's not my problem
anymore.
You didn't do something
to him, did you?
What? Of course not.
He's probably around
somewhere.
I'll go find him.
Oh, hey. You're back.
Si
-Did you see Robin?
He was looking for you.
-No!
(DING)
(SNIFFS)
Que este no es mi hermano.
Uh...
Vámonos!
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
A dónde te fuiste, mi hermano?
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Robin?
Uh... Si.
I separated them so I can have
Mas's undivided attention.
You should be ashamed
of yourself.
But I'm not. Look how well
Mas has turned out.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
(BEEPING)
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
What happened?
Their energy built up
too much.
What happens
if we can't stop them?
Yo, I just found a clip online
about it. Check it.
Whoa. Why didn't Menos warn us
this could happen?
Titans, go!
Got 'em.
Lost 'em.
I've got this.
Ow!
They are too fast.
Raven, they're heading
your way!
Azarath Metrion Zin...Whoa!
My turn.
Well, you saved the day,
Robin. Again.
Yeah. You mentored us all
like a pro, bro.
And you taught us all
the lesson.
Well, you know, I try.
And what a lesson.
Sometimes you have to
sacrifice yourself for
the greater good.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That was not the lesson.
The lesson was, put yourself
in the spotlight and get
all the glory.
(GROANS) You guys
never learn anything.